„Can we get cotton candy?“
„because it’s too hot plus I don’t want to pay for that“
„all the other kids are getting cotton candy.“
„BECAUSE I’M A MEAN AU PAIR AND I DON’T WANT YOU TO HAVE ANY FUN. THAT’S WHY.
And now help me with this“
I am a really super mean au pair. I make the kids go for a walk with me in the park. I give them FRUITS instead of sweets (YUCK!) I have them play outside instead of watching TV. I have them go on super boring play dates instead of playing alone. Oh man, I feel really bad now. No fun at all. I am so mean, I know.